PEL Review: KH Birth by Sleep by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL Review: KH Birth by Sleep
Larry: *sob* It is not fair
Phoenix: What's wrong Larry? Did the game's story upset you?
Larry: *cry* No, it's not that Nick it's it's
Edgeworth: He's upset because Capcom's announced another Ace Attorney Investigations game starring me.
Larry: *cries*
Phoenix: Oh well Congratulations I guess Edgeworth.
Edgeworth: Thank you Wright.
Phoenix: But what does that have to do with the game we're reviewing today?
Edgeworth: Absolutely nothing. We just wanted to make sure to mention it so that people wouldn't fill up the comment section asking if we've heard about this announcement, and would focus on the g
PEL review: AA Investigations by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL review: AA Investigations
Larry: *sob* It is not fair
Phoenix: C-cheer up Larry
Larry: B-but I c-can't believe this Nick! Why does HE get his own game?!
Edgeworth: Because Capcom wanted to do a spin-off, and thought I was the perfect candidate to base the game around. Not that I can blame them.
Larry: *cries*
Phoenix: Come on Larry, cheer up. Heck, I'm not even the star of these games anymore and I'm not down.
Larry: Well at least you WERE the star at one point Nick! And Capcom STILL whore your face out on a load of merchandise, you STILL get references in the games even though you aren't the star anymore, your games were re-released on Wii-Ware, hel
L review: T6 Scenario Campaign by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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L review: T6 Scenario Campaign
Larry: Okay guys, Nick and Edgey told me I need to get off my lazy ass and get on with review Scenario Campaign Mode in Tekken 6. Sorry it took me so long but I've been working my butt off to raise money so that my dear Anita and I can go to Hollywood together. I tell you she's the girl of my dreams she's so sweet, she even took the money I've made so far to buy the first ticket. How nice of her right?
Alright, onto Scenario Campaign. Why am I reviewing this mode in particular? Well we said why in the review of the whole game, so I guess you should read that first. I don't even know why you're reading this review if you haven't read th
PEL Review: Tekken 6 by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL Review: Tekken 6
Larry: Everybody was-
Edgeworth: Don't do it.
Larry: Everybody was-
Edgeworth: I swear if you say it I'm leaving.
Larry: E-
Edgeworth: I'm warning you!
Larry: Okay okay
Edgeworth: I'm getting sick and tired of him starting these reviews off the same-
Larry: Everybody was kung-fu fighting! Those kicks were fast as lightning! In fact it was-
Edgeworth: *groan*
Phoenix: Heheh, well at least he's getting into the spirit of reviewing.
Edgeworth: Please Wright, don't condone this behaviour
Larry: *does fake kung-fu moves accompanied by cliché kung-fu noises*
Edgeworth: Can I ask you something?
Phoenix: What?
Ed
PEL review: Kingdom Hearts DS by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL review: Kingdom Hearts DS
Edgeworth: No!
Larry: What?
Edgeworth: Don't do it!
Larry: Don't do what?!
Edgeworth: Every time we do one of these absurd reviews you always start it off by doing something completely idiotic!
Larry: What do you mean?
Edgeworth: Putting us in a wrestling ring, or singing the game's main theme in that horrific singing voice of yours, and let us not forget about your ear-bleeding scream when you had that nightmare about NiGHTS.
Larry: P-please don't say it's name
Edgeworth: I'm sick and tired of it! I just want to get this review out of the way as fast as possible Larry! Is that understood?!
Larry: Sure Edgey, whatever you say
PEL Review: Smackdown VS Raw by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL Review: Smackdown VS Raw
*bell rings*
*Objection 2001 theme plays*
Ring announcer: The following is a Triple Threat Review and is scheduled for one fall! On the way to the ring, from Los Angeles California, Phoenix Wright!
Phoenix: Wha-wha?!
Larry: Nick! Get down the ramp and into the ring! *pushes Phoenix onto stage*
Phoenix: What's going on?!
*Phoenix looks around for a minute then staggers down to the ring*
*"Great Revival Miles Edgeworth" music plays*
Ring announcer: And his opponent, from England (possibly), Miles Edgeworth!
*Larry pushes Edgeworth onto the stage*
Edgeworth: What is this madness?!
Larry: Get to the ring Edgey! The ring!
*Edgeworth sl
PEL Review: Sonic Unleashed by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL Review: Sonic Unleashed
Larry: *singing* I see it! I see it! And now its all with my reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeach! Endless possibility! I see it! I-
Edgeworth: Would you just shut up!
Larry: What?! Its a kick-ass song!
Edgeworth: Yes, and you abuse it with that Godforsaken singing voice of yours Larry!
Larry: I sing better then you!
Phoenix: Can we just skip all this and get to the review?
Edgeworth: By all means Wright
Larry: Sure thing Nick.
Phoenix: Okay then, today well be review Segas newest edition to the Sonic series: Sonic Unleashed.
Edgeworth: Can I just say something before we begin?
Phoenix: If its complaining that you
PEL review: Force Unleashed by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL review: Force Unleashed
Phoenix: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, two lawyers and one Larry, had nothing better to do so they had to review a video game based off a popular science fiction franchise.
Edgeworth: Actually Wright I have a lot of better things to do!
Larry: Come on Edgey! We HAVE to review this one!
Edgeworth: I fail to see what the big deal is with this game Larry.
Larry: Its Star Wars The Force Unleashed man!
Edgeworth: so what?
Larry: Star Wars The Force Unleashed!
Edgeworth: Which means?
Larry: Its Star Wars The-
Phoenix: Its perhaps one of the biggest hyped Star Wars games to
PEL review: Soul Calibur 4 by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL review: Soul Calibur 4
Edgeworth: Transcending history. A tale of Souls and Swords
Larry: And boobies!
Edgeworth: *sigh* Must you ruin every moment?
Larry: But there are-
Edgeworth: Shut up!
Phoenix: Can we for once skip all this stuff and get right into the review?
Larry: But then theres no comedy Nick.
Phoenix: Its a video game review, not stand up night at a bar Larry.
Edgeworth: So why dont you inform us all on what game it is Wright?
Phoenix: Soul Calibur 4 for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.
Larry: No Wii release?
Phoenix: This game wouldnt work on the Wii.
Larry: Aww but what if I wanted to play Soul Calibur a
PEL review: SSB Brawl by KingdomHeartsFrantic, literature
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PEL review: SSB Brawl
Larry: A video game review?
Phoenix: Yeah. The boss says the reason people arent taking to these reviews is because weve been reviewing anime.
Edgeworth: Yes, but by making us review a video game wont that increase the risk of him being called a Psyguy rip-off?
KHF: IM NOT TRYING TO RIP HIM OFF! THIS WAS INSPIRED BY HIS IDEA! I FULLY CREDIT HIM FOR THE IDEA! THIS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A TRIBUTE!
Phoenix: O.o
Edgeworth: o.O
Larry: O.O
Phoenix: Anyway, shall we get on to reviewing the most anticipated Nintendo Wii game: Super Smash Brothers Brawl?
Edgeworth: Have all of us made sure to play it?!
Larry