PEL Review: KH Birth by SleepLarry: *sob* It is not fair Phoenix: What's wrong Larry? Did the game's story upset you?Larry: *cry* No, it's not that Nick it's it's Edgeworth: He's upset because Capcom's announced another Ace Attorney Investigations game starring me.Larry: *cries*Phoenix: Oh well Congratulations I guess Edgeworth.Edgeworth: Thank you Wright.Phoenix: But what does that have to do with the game we're reviewing today?Edgeworth: Absolutely nothing. We just wanted to make sure to mention it so that people wouldn't fill up the comment section asking if we've heard about this announcement, and would focus on the game being reviewed.Phoenix: Oh well, I guess that makes sense.Larry: Well it's been nice knowing you Nick. But seeing as Edgey's getting another game, and I'm not even getting one, I don't want to live anymore.Phoenix: Come on Larry, don't talk like that.Larry: *Holds Keyblade up to heart*Edgeworth: Larry! I suggest you stop this nonsense right
PEL review: AA InvestigationsLarry: *sob* It is not fair Phoenix: C-cheer up Larry Larry: B-but I c-can't believe this Nick! Why does HE get his own game?!Edgeworth: Because Capcom wanted to do a spin-off, and thought I was the perfect candidate to base the game around. Not that I can blame them.Larry: *cries*Phoenix: Come on Larry, cheer up. Heck, I'm not even the star of these games anymore and I'm not down.Larry: Well at least you WERE the star at one point Nick! And Capcom STILL whore your face out on a load of merchandise, you STILL get references in the games even though you aren't the star anymore, your games were re-released on Wii-Ware, hell you even got your own musical! What do I get?!Phoenix: Larry, you're in-Edgeworth: Let it go Wright. Let him cry it out of his system.Larry: Is it SO much to ask for MY own game?! I'm the third part of this trinity! I want to see a game called: Larry Butz, Ace Womanizer!Phoenix: Er Edgeworth: Larry: Phoenix: O-okay, moving on
L review: T6 Scenario CampaignLarry: Okay guys, Nick and Edgey told me I need to get off my lazy ass and get on with review Scenario Campaign Mode in Tekken 6. Sorry it took me so long but I've been working my butt off to raise money so that my dear Anita and I can go to Hollywood together. I tell you she's the girl of my dreams she's so sweet, she even took the money I've made so far to buy the first ticket. How nice of her right?Alright, onto Scenario Campaign. Why am I reviewing this mode in particular? Well we said why in the review of the whole game, so I guess you should read that first. I don't even know why you're reading this review if you haven't read that one. But for those who haven't I suggest you go back to that one now. Go on, we'll wait for ya Okay we're starting without them. Anyway, Scenario Campaign mode. It was introduced in Tekken 5 if I remember correctly. It was an attempt at making a beat-em-up mini game for the home console version, but sadly didn't work out so well. So this ti
PEL Review: Tekken 6Larry: Everybody was-Edgeworth: Don't do it.Larry: Everybody was-Edgeworth: I swear if you say it I'm leaving.Larry: E-Edgeworth: I'm warning you!Larry: Okay okay Edgeworth: I'm getting sick and tired of him starting these reviews off the same-Larry: Everybody was kung-fu fighting! Those kicks were fast as lightning! In fact it was-Edgeworth: *groan*Phoenix: Heheh, well at least he's getting into the spirit of reviewing.Edgeworth: Please Wright, don't condone this behaviour Larry: *does fake kung-fu moves accompanied by cliché kung-fu noises*Edgeworth: Can I ask you something?Phoenix: What?Edgeworth: Why him? Honestly, why Larry?Phoenix: Well Larry: Hadouken!Phoenix: Wrong game Larry.Larry: Oh right, sorry.Phoenix: Okay, today we're reviewing the latest incarnation in the Tekken series: Tekken 6.Larry: We can't Nick.Phoenix: What?Larry: We can't review it.Phoenix: What do you mean we can't review it?Larry: Well the game's been out for
Connection lost. Chapter 1Bring bring. Came the sound of an official's PET on the desk next to his bed. He woke up with a fright to the sound of one of the PET's spectacular functions. He looked over to the side of his bed. He saw that the handheld had turned itself on and his Net-navi had woken up as well."It's a phone call master Chaud," came the voice of the Official's navi"Thanks Protoman," responded Chaud. He picked up his PET and held it to his ear."Hello?" he asked"Chaud," came a deep voice on the other end"Sir," Chaud responded"Chaud we need you down here at HQ," the man told him "There's a very important mission we need you for, we've sent a chopper to pick you up. It'll be there soon""Yes sir," responded Chaud. The man on the other end hung up."Was that the boss?" asked Protoman"Yes," answered Chaud "We're needed again, come on Protoman""Yes sir," responded Protoman.Chaud went over to his wardrobe and got out his normal clothes. He changed out of his pyjamas and into them. He walked outside