PEL Review: KH Birth by SleepLarry: *sob* It is not fair…Phoenix: What's wrong Larry? Did the game's story upset you?Larry: *cry* No, it's not that Nick… it's… it's…Edgeworth: He's upset because Capcom's announced another Ace Attorney Investigations game starring me.Larry: *cries*Phoenix: Oh… well… Congratulations I guess Edgeworth.Edgeworth: Thank you Wright.Phoenix: But what does that have to do with the game we're reviewing today?Edgeworth: Absolutely nothing. We just wanted to make sure to mention it so that people wouldn't fill up the comment section asking if we've heard about this announcement, and would focus on the g
PEL review: AA InvestigationsLarry: *sob* It is not fair…Phoenix: C-cheer up Larry…Larry: B-but I c-can't believe this Nick! Why does HE get his own game?!Edgeworth: Because Capcom wanted to do a spin-off, and thought I was the perfect candidate to base the game around. Not that I can blame them.Larry: *cries*Phoenix: Come on Larry, cheer up. Heck, I'm not even the star of these games anymore and I'm not down.Larry: Well at least you WERE the star at one point Nick! And Capcom STILL whore your face out on a load of merchandise, you STILL get references in the games even though you aren't the star anymore, your games were re-released on Wii-Ware, hel
L review: T6 Scenario CampaignLarry: Okay guys, Nick and Edgey told me I need to get off my lazy ass and get on with review Scenario Campaign Mode in Tekken 6. Sorry it took me so long but I've been working my butt off to raise money so that my dear Anita and I can go to Hollywood together. I tell you she's the girl of my dreams… she's so sweet, she even took the money I've made so far to buy the first ticket. How nice of her right?Alright, onto Scenario Campaign. Why am I reviewing this mode in particular? Well we said why in the review of the whole game, so I guess you should read that first. I don't even know why you're reading this review if you haven't read th
PEL Review: Tekken 6Larry: Everybody was-Edgeworth: Don't do it.Larry: Everybody was-Edgeworth: I swear if you say it I'm leaving.Larry: E-Edgeworth: I'm warning you!Larry: Okay okay…Edgeworth: I'm getting sick and tired of him starting these reviews off the same-Larry: Everybody was kung-fu fighting! Those kicks were fast as lightning! In fact it was-Edgeworth: *groan*Phoenix: Heheh, well… at least he's getting into the spirit of reviewing.Edgeworth: Please Wright, don't condone this behaviour…Larry: *does fake kung-fu moves accompanied by cliché kung-fu noises*Edgeworth: Can I ask you something?Phoenix: What?Ed
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